Amphibian Aficionado Pillows

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog

"Waiter, there's no fly in my soup!"

"You have violated sovereign airspace. Prepare for crushing economic sanctions."

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

"Dot, dot, groak, croak, dot, croak..."

'My student had the hiccups...'

A meeting where you do not want to be a fly on the wall.

'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

"He has just discovered that he's not going to turn into a beautiful butterfly!"

'What you have is a very, very sick toad.'

'You're arrogant!'

'Now that I'm in a smaller pond, I suppose I'll have to lower my expectations!'

'Waiter...I haven't got a fly in my soup!'

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Funky Facts: Frogs.

"Given the choice, I go for fruit flies myself, it's a lot more hygienic..."

"Wrong! I won't be a fish when I grow up. You have two more guesses!"

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"Watch it with that thing - you'll put my eye out!"

Frogs

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?"

Herpetologist

Tree frog

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup. My compliments to the chef!"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"I just don't want to be the rebound iguana."