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"I thought you were on the pill."

"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

Frog

'I sprained it playing cricket.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Do you want French flies with that?'

Springtime: a spotter's guide

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Bug Zapper

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"No! For the last time I do not want to play leap frog!"

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'Do you want flies with that?'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

"For the last time, I have never been in a throat and I resent being asked about this!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'It's just a bit of pond weed tied to my bottom but it makes me feel so much younger!'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'Now that I'm in a smaller pond, I suppose I'll have to lower my expectations!'

Frogs Reinventing Themselves During A Mask Mandate

Toad Rage

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"