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"I guess I'll go jump in the shower."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Crocodile

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Way too much tongue!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Old Frogs' Home

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Frogs