Amphibians Prints

"I thought you were on the pill."

"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

Frog

'I sprained it playing cricket.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Do you want French flies with that?'

Springtime: a spotter's guide

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Bug Zapper

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"No! For the last time I do not want to play leap frog!"

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'Do you want flies with that?'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

"For the last time, I have never been in a throat and I resent being asked about this!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'It's just a bit of pond weed tied to my bottom but it makes me feel so much younger!'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'Now that I'm in a smaller pond, I suppose I'll have to lower my expectations!'

Frogs Reinventing Themselves During A Mask Mandate

Toad Rage

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"