Amphibians Gifts

"I thought you were on the pill."

"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I sprained it playing cricket.'

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

Frog

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

'Gotta go - business is hopping

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

The Lifecycle of a Frog

Full throttle axolotl.

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

A perverted frog exposes his fly.

Springtime: a spotter's guide

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Bug Zapper

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"No! For the last time I do not want to play leap frog!"

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Do you want French flies with that?'

'Do you want flies with that?'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

"For the last time, I have never been in a throat and I resent being asked about this!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'It's just a bit of pond weed tied to my bottom but it makes me feel so much younger!'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'