Amphibian Aficionados Prints

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

Mean Frogs

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Can I have flies with that'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frogs

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'