Mediterranean Explorer Gifts

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

A Preschool of Fish

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'I wish I was creative'

"Who can we call?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Thar she blows!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Dollphins

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.