Mediterranean Dreamer Gifts

Zorba the Greek.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lounging by the pool

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Hey! Down in front!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Get a rockpool!

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'