Mediterranean Dreamer T-Shirts

Zorba the Greek.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lounging by the pool

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Segregated Beach

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'I wish I was creative'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Mermaid Art

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Get a rockpool!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Hey! Down in front!'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'