Italy Dreamer T-Shirts

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.