Italian Villa Dreamer T-Shirts

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'