Chateau Dreamer T-Shirts

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We'll always have Paris..."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Mimi's final scene

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Private Jet

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Trump Overload

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."