Castle Dweller Dreamer T-Shirts

"They always try to make the moat look fun. Don't fall for it."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Lady of the bath...

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Next in Lion

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Early on-line shopping

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'