Cave Dwelling Dreamer T-Shirts

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

(Camel paintings)

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Tourists in Egypt

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Early on-line shopping

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A Tumble Cow

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."