Cave Dwelling Dreamer Gifts

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

(Camel paintings)

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Tourists in Egypt

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A Tumble Cow

Early on-line shopping

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.