Cave Dweller Gifts

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

'We have to learn to do more with less.'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

pro and Con.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

A Cave Painting

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'This 'chicken' stuff isn't bad -- it tastes like dinosaur!'

'And now the wedding hymn... we'll keep a welcome in the hillside!'

'Finding a good cave is hard these days: They all seem to be full of these ape-like creatures...'

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk, here, is a stalactite nut."

"It's a terrible cave in the rain, but, on the other hand, sometimes food just falls in."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"welcome man cave."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'What's on the other side?...'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Mammoth Posing

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'