Comedy Cave Dweller Gifts

'Men! How many more times? This rock for woollens, middle for cotton and end one for wash 'n' wear.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

A gift to complete the man cave.

"That explains all the cavities."

'What's on the other side?...'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Crap. I overslept."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I've invented copyright.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."