Cave Dweller Humorist Gifts

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

Early House Hunting.

Club Club.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Early on-line shopping

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

A gift to complete the man cave.

Infographics: the early years.

"That explains all the cavities."

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'What's on the other side?...'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I've invented copyright.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.