Cave Dweller Humorist Gifts

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

Early House Hunting.

Club Club.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

A gift to complete the man cave.

"That explains all the cavities."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'What's on the other side?...'

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I've invented copyright.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.