Cave Dweller Aficionado Gifts

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"No, this isn't a smart cave."

E=mc2.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Mammoth Posing

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Early House Hunting.

"Gesundheit!"

"Crap. I overslept."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'