Cave Dweller Aficionado Gifts

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"No, this isn't a smart cave."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Crap. I overslept."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."