Cave Dweller Admirer Gifts

'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'

"Him? No thanks. He's too into clubbing."

It's a buyer's market.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'To be honest, I'm in favour of rock control!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Early on-line shopping

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Early House Hunting.

"Crap. I overslept."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Gesundheit!"

Early Art Critic

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

Why he always make pictures of him food?