Cave Dweller Aspirant Gifts

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"If you prefer to avoid the world—then this is the rock for you!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

The discovery of electricity...

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Professor, this changes everything."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Mammoth Posing

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Early House Hunting.

Moon Cave

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Caveman bathroom

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."