Cave Dweller At Heart Gifts

Infographics: the early years.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Neanderthals have moved in next door!"

"Maybe you could make the hunter more likable."

"Someday I hope to have a whole complex of caves."

Early origins of 'lowbrow'.

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

But there just aren't as many positions we can use since we came out of the trees.

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'This 'chicken' stuff isn't bad -- it tastes like dinosaur!'

Wretched Tumuli Mushrooming up all over the place.

"You'll love it. It's a newly restored 300,00-year-old brownstone with oodles of authentic charm."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Den Furniture

Mammoth Posing

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"Gesundheit!"

"Crap. I overslept."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."