Cave Painter At Heart Gifts

Before Instagram

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Infographics: the early years.

Den Furniture

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Early Art Critic

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."