Cave Painting Connoisseur Gifts

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Den Furniture

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Early Art Critic

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Gesundheit!"

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."