Cave Art Aficionado Gifts

'And here we see a move towards a more modern depiction of hunting prowess.'

'Why can't you draw bison ad elk like everyone else.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Daddy's working from home today."

"What's the point in drawing naked women? Do you really think anyone will be looking at that in a hundred thousand years?"

"In my day, we had to make our own entertainment."

Nude Cave Painting

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"There's the vandal painting graffiti on our cave!"

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"I just can't wait till next week's episode!!"

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

The picture is nice and clear, but the flesh tones are off.

'Looks like the shape of a recession and recovery.'

"Four months in Spain and he comes back re-invented, anti-social and a hopeless binge drinker."

"I want to be ready when shoes are invented."

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

'Okay, who's the artist?'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"Before we start our discussion, has everyone read this week's book."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

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