Cave Art Admirer Gifts

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

'Confound those pesky little mammals -- we ought to find all their eggs and stomp on them!'

'There was a steak restaurant here, and this is the menu.'

"You almost done with the funnies?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"My scheme revolves around making promises that we have no intention of keeping. . . for want of a better word, I've called it 'politics'."

"This was an advanced civilization. I see a little copyright symbol."

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'The GOOD old days - what were they?'

First Cartoon

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

'Yes she's happy, but we were hoping she'd find a hunter.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Early Art Critic

Discover of the brass age.

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters