Cave Art Fanatic Gifts

Prehistoric Modern Art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

E=mc2.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"That guys is stealing my data!"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Early cave painters

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Sexting

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'