Cave Art Fan Gifts

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Like it? It's radical chic.'

"This sure makes my job easier."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Sexting

Early Art Critic

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Don't believe everything you read.'