Cave Era Fan Gifts

Of course she's thin - she eats like a pterodactyl.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Reinventing the Wheel

I'm With Stooped

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

The first animation.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"