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Comedy Cafe

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Found meat is income."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"This sure makes my job easier."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

Mammoth