Cave Dweller Fan Gifts

"You ordered mammoth again?"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Early on-line shopping

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

The first animation.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"Crap. I overslept."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Early House Hunting.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"This sure makes my job easier."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."