Cave Dweller Fan Gifts

"You ordered mammoth again?"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

The first animation.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Crap. I overslept."

Early House Hunting.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"This sure makes my job easier."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'