Cave Dwelling Fan Gifts

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

FedRex

"This sure makes my job easier."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.