Cozy Cave Dweller Gifts

'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'

"This ain't no catnap."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"welcome man cave."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Den Furniture

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

Sleeping in skis.

'Mongo - litter box!'