Cave Dweller With Condo Dreams Gifts

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Infographics: the early years.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Factominiums."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Before Instagram

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.