Cave Dwellers At Heart Gifts

'Sure, he got a college degree, but it's in 'Neanderthal Studies.''

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Crap. I overslept."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Before Instagram

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."