Cave Dwellers Gifts

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"welcome man cave."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'What's on the other side?...'

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Gesundheit!"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."