Cave Lovers Gifts

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Mammoth Posing

Early cave painters

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Prehistoric Modern Art

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Gesundheit!"

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"This is my urban man cave."

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Moog invented the blog.