Cave Couture Lover Gifts

"Granted it's not fire or the wheel. I'm just hoping to create a little fashion buzz."

Haute Suture

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

A gift to complete the man cave.

Den Furniture

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Early cave painters

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Y a un truc bizarre."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Moog invented the blog.

Melania Trump

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Gift shop tea-towel...

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Early Interior Designers.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'