Cave Couture Lover Gifts

"Granted it's not fire or the wheel. I'm just hoping to create a little fashion buzz."

Haute Suture

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Den Furniture

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Early cave painters

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Y a un truc bizarre."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Moog invented the blog.

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Gift shop tea-towel...

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Early Interior Designers.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'