Cave Dweller Chic Gifts

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Early Interior Designers.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

Den Furniture

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Crap. I overslept."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'