Modern Cave Dweller Gifts

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"No, you didn't actually invent the open concept floor plan."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"welcome man cave."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Infographics: the early years.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Den Furniture

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Early House Hunting.

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Crap. I overslept."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'