Modern Cave Dweller Gifts

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"No, you didn't actually invent the open concept floor plan."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Early on-line shopping

"welcome man cave."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Den Furniture

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Early House Hunting.

"Crap. I overslept."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Gesundheit!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."