Cave Dweller Wannabe Gifts

"Is this better than living in a tree, or what?"

'Thank-you God.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Gesundheit!"

Early House Hunting.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

Before Instagram

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."