Gamer Cave Dweller Gifts

In need of a wash...

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"welcome man cave."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Crap. I overslept."

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Early House Hunting.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."