Gamer In Residence Gifts

"The prodigal son never left."

Mac OS 20

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Indoor Football

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."