Gamer-in-training Gifts

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Super Student

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Indoor Football

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Modern Childhood

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Sitar Hero"

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

Life Is Just A Game

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"What are we doing today?"