Hacker-in-training Gifts

"It's not what you think, Mum, I was only orchestrating a stock market crash ..."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Super Student

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Cyberwarfare

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

To Be/Not To Be

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Tuppermalware

What security flaw?

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"