Hacker-in-training Gifts

"It's not what you think, Mum, I was only orchestrating a stock market crash ..."

Edison: The Early Years,

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Super Student

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

To Be/Not To Be

Wikileaks

Cyberwarfare

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

What security flaw?

Tuppermalware

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"