Computer Whiz In Training Gifts

'Come out, come out, wherever you are!'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

The Digital Family

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'School of hard knocks.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

I've always been slower than computers...

"What's that you're reading?"

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Kevin had a computer virus.

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."