Computer Wizard Wannabe Gifts

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Multi-tasking.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Why do you need so many computers?

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"