Computer Wizard Wannabe Gifts

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Multi-tasking.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Man doing a search on a computer

If Disney was a software company

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Why do you need so many computers?

'My dog ate my computer.'