Computer Wizards Gifts

Computer operator welding machine.

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

'So it's a deal - I'll reinitialize your hard drive and you remove this child-proof cap.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Multi-tasking.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Why do you need so many computers?

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.