Programming Wizards Gifts

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

If Disney was a software company

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Why do you need so many computers?

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.