Programming Wizards Mugs

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Why do you need so many computers?

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Man feeding his computer money.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.